The Negotiator….. on Alligators

Posted on Feb 4 2014 - 5:00am by Tammy Smith
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One Saturday morning I go into The Negotiator’s room and get in bed with him and “chat” like I often do on the weekends. I always asked what his dreams were about… every  morning he says he had a dream about dogs and when I probe further, his response is always “Mr. Ron walking his dog” is specifically what the dream was. I have determined either (A) he doesn’t understand what a dream is or (B) Mr. Ron and his dog walking have deeply impacted his subconscious. But on this Saturday morning the conversation was differenct:

Me: “What did you dream about?”
The Negotiator: “Alligators” – now I’m intrigued
Me: “What about them?”
Him: “They can’t sit in chairs”
Me: “Why not” completely perplexed at this point.
Him: “They don’t have butts…

That ladies and gentlemen is a true statement!

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